How do I get rid of bedbugs, cockroaches and rats in my home?

For some reason it seems to put any new girlfriend off. I say they are Siberian hampsters. They keep me company when I don't have a girlfriend by running around the kitchen and bedroom. I will miss them if they go but it could be worthwhile if a lady will stay with me.How do I get rid of bedbugs, cockroaches and rats in my home?
id just keep them...they'll stop you feeling lonely in your old age!!How do I get rid of bedbugs, cockroaches and rats in my home?
Have you tried the Verminator? The guy seemed to be a pretty good exterminator in the movie ';Over the Hedge';. lol

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Burn the place or stop living rough in cardboard boxes. This link should have all the information you need:





http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Fire_…
eeewww! your digusting how can you live like that eeeww! get terminix
Clean the bloody place !!!!
OH MY GOD,you're living in a VERY unhealthy inviroment. I'm glad you have a sense of humour about it but really,it's time to get your place cleaned up and keep it that way.


You really need to call a professional exterminator in to get rid of your friends now.


I would never visit your house.Not even for 5 minutes.Gives me the creeps just thinking about it.


How can you cook much less eat in a kitchen that's being invaded by rats and cockroaches.Or......go to bed with them running around?


This really is very unhealthy!!!


No lady is gonna stay with you under these conditions no matter what!!!
Stop living like an animal and clean the place up. Dont make it ideal living conditions for others
If you have all these problems, I would call a professional right away! :)
move. and leave everything behind. they can move with u in the couch, or anything u take. have fun.
GOD YOUR HOUSE MUST BE DIRTY





clean it up and buy some rat traps
Oh...my...god...for starters, keeping such critters around is extremely dangerous to your health, never mind a lady friend :/





first, get an exterminator, those kinds of critters and breed like crazy and hide in places you'd never find, only way is to hire a professional. If you can't afford, see if your landlord will.





Second, Don't Leave Food Anywhere! That's how you attract roaches, rats, etc. Start cleaning your home!
Ok trailer trash here's my answer!!! I suppose you have names for them all too.


1-Move


2-burn the place down


3-tear the place down
i think you need some serious help from your local envoirenmental health dept, find em in the phone book under local council, oooh...
Eughhh You need Kim and Aggie.
Scorpions killed all the pests in my house.
OMG!!! You call them Siberian Hampsters too??? Too cool. Thought I was the only one! Do you have names for yours?
Hey Moe not all people who live in trailers are trash, quit being so damn judgemental, you can come to my trailer it is spotless, maybe cleaner than your home. I've been in some homes that should be condemened. Get your facts straight.
bed bugs are a nightmare!! they are almost impossible to get rid of, but I found that using the raid foggers for fleas helps, and as well as the spray. You may have to trash a bunch of your furniture as well .... :(


(pyrithums are the ingredients you need for them)


As far as the roaches go, I used borac acid And I have not seen a roach since.


Rats..... I think traps work nice.....


But yikes... I would be sketched out too, so I dont blame your girlfriend.. All of these creatures spread disease!!


Good Luck!
i think it's you that needs to be exterminated not the animals
Move !!!